I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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