discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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