Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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