I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
