I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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