She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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