Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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