I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
should my penis look like a turkey
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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