halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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