Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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