Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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