Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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