He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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