This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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