aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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