Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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