Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I would ride that face into the sunset
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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