did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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