I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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