your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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