Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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