The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm really busy with my period
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