the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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