You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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