Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
