Soap is not a condiment
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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