I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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