so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
