i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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