i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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