I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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