Barsexuality is the new black.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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