i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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