Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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