I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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