idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
how do you play pong handcuffed?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
It's shark week go big or go home
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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