Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
