apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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