Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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