Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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