around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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