This girl is more easily done than said...
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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