The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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