i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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