This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
