Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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