:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Randomize