So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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