he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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