I can text with my tongue
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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