I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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