508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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