dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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