Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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